ARMY OF DARKNESS
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| | Copyright 1992 Dino De Laurentiis Communications.
| | Reviewed by Andrew Borntreger on 'a long time ago' |
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 | Ash - Our legendary demon slaying, chainsaw wielding, lady killing hero.
|  | Shelia - Maiden who recently lost her brother in battle, falls for Ash. (He's lucky she didn't have syphilis.)
|  | Arthur - Noble leader of the land, he's a darn goody two-shoes knight.
|  | Wiseman - Old alchemist/wizard.
|  | Duke Henry - Red haired and bearded leader of the northern kingdoms.
|  | Bad Ash - Created after Ash first swallows a six inch version of himself, then grows two heads, then splits into two people... ...oh forget it, he's an evil and rotting version of Ash. Turned into a firework.
|  | Little Ash's - Tiny versions who crawl out of the broken shards of a mirror. Some get stomped, some get eaten.
|  | The Deadites - Undead army risen to destroy the living. Chopped, blown apart, etc.
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| The action packed sequel to Evil Dead 2 is more comedy than horror. Sam Raimi slightly rewrote the ending of the second film to fit the plot here, but only a smidgen. Having been pulled through a dimensional door Ash finds himself in medieval England, where he's mistaken for a member of Duke Henry's army. Arthur doesn't like Henry, the knight plans on feeding his prisoners to evil demons imprisoned in a pit. Ash lucks out when the wiseman tosses him the chainsaw, with it he defeats the two creatures in the pit and crawls out a very unhappy camper. Securely in charge after shooting Arthur's sword in half he sets about getting home. Well first he does the funky chicken, or a reasonable facsimile, with Shelia - then it's all about getting home. After some misadventures with a horde of impish spirits and having to kill a duplicate of himself Ash finds the books. Three to be exact, which makes him none to happy, especially since the first contains a black hole and the second appears to be a lost tome of Hitchcock. (Ever seen a guy dancing around with a book attacking him?) Unfortunately one must speak an incantation before touching the Book of the Dead, Ash sort of forgets the last word and tries to mumble it, setting free the great evil. With the zombie "Bad Ash" leading a horde of skeletons descend on the castle for a final confrontation. Ash is witty and slightly unbalances as ever, while you'll be rather amused to watch skeletons shriek in fear just before tragedy befalls them.
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 | Nobody ever listens to the wiseman.
|  | Medieval knights often fall for the old "Your shoelace is untied" trick.
|  | Department store employees know how to construct robotic limbs.
|  | If you ever swallow a six inch tall version of yourself do not add water.
|  | Some books contain black holes.
|  | Never mumble the magic words.
|  | Every car has one chemistry book in it's trunk.
|  | Rotting corpses have a problem pronouncing "forth."
|  | When wrestling a skeleton try the backbreaker - very effective.
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 | 3 mins - Notice the very obvious harness and cable attached to Ash as he spins through the air.
|  | 7 mins - RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE AGAINST ASH!
|  | 27 mins - Hello tree limb.
|  | 39 mins - Wrong book again Ash, ever seen "The Birds?" Hehehe!
|  | 47 mins - The undead army is digging up new recruits.
|  | 53 mins - I wouldn't hold that so close to the candle.
|  | 68 mins - For that pun you deserve to die.
|  | 73 mins - Cleanup in housewares...
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| Ash: "Yo, she bitch. Let's go."
Possessed Shelia: "You found me beautiful once." Ash: "Honey, you got real ugly."
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| | Audio clips in wav format | SOUNDS | Starving actors speak out | |
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| | Click for a larger image | IMAGES | Scenes from the movie | |
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| After being thrown in a pit full of demons Ash is up shit creek without a boat, until he gets his chainsaw.
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Reply #1. Posted on November 07, 1999, 05:09:08 PM by athenachri@aol.com
Actually, Bridgette Fonda is Ash's "revised" girlfriend at the beginning of the film. The original girlfriend was someone else,but Fonda follows in her aunt's (Jane Fonda, Barbarella) footsteps and finds a place among the classics.
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Reply #2. Posted on November 25, 1999, 06:39:16 PM by lex_particle@hotmail.com
Well in Europe, we got the different ending on the video...
DON'T READ UNLESS YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS...
Ash is given the sleeping potion, miscalculates the drops and wakes up in London(!) in a post-apoco-apoca-appocy- (ah, you know what I mean... look, it's 10.30 and I'm tired, okay...)
Where was I...?
Ah yes, Ash wakes up in the future. And everything has been destroyed... The film ends with him shouting something to the effect of "too many... too many drops!!" or similar...
I believe this ending is included on the special edition DVD...
Cheers,
Lex
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Reply #3. Posted on December 29, 1999, 12:17:01 PM by Splice
This is my favorite movie of all time, I own all three parts of the trilogy. They just released a special edition CHS with 15 minutes of extra footage, like a scene where Ash breaks one of the skeleton arms in half and says "Keep your damn filthy hands out of my mouth." and instead of saying "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." he says "I'm not that good.". The original ending is also attached to this film, but as many other people have pointed out the S-Mart ending is far superior. There is also practically no chance for fan fiction or a sequel with the original ending, unless there are some appocalyptic survivors. An interesting fact is that Ash only takes one extra drop, transporting him only a hundred years in the future, AND the buildings seem to stll be smoking, implying that the appocalypse just took place. Interesting...
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Reply #4. Posted on January 01, 2000, 12:56:26 AM by JoeDabomb@netscape.net
This Movie combines the aspects of a good and bad movie! Altogether it is probably the coolest action, fantasy, horror, and cheesiest movie of all time! I hope that they make a fourth one someday!
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Reply #5. Posted on January 06, 2000, 04:16:15 PM by reignsong@yahoo.com
This movie would have been the greatest of all time if Briget Fonda was naked, then we'd have the ultimate flick. That aside, this movie kicked hard! I am almost inspired to read my aunt's copy of "The Necronimicon," but I am still too chicken. I'll stick to "tree hugger" magick. This movie was cool just for the fact they delved into the occult, much like it's pre-quals.
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Reply #6. Posted on January 24, 2000, 04:32:43 PM by Paul H.
Good movie but lacks the true genuis of the first two movies. I guess it simply had too much money and went two far into comedy. I looks better than evil dead 1 and 2 and Bruce Cambell is still one of the three best actors alive. The supporting cast just lacks a little charm. (no BOBBY JOE!!!!)
7.25 out of 10 (4 green globs for actual quality) (5 green globs is possible because in parts in is very good and can be rewatch several times)
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Reply #7. Posted on February 05, 2000, 11:06:25 PM by Adam
I remember driving like a bat out of hell to see this as my boss made me work a bit late and there was no way I was going to miss this movie.It is a lot of fun but I was much more mesmorized by Evil Dead 2 which I saw during its theatrical run nearly 13 years a go.One of the best times I have ever had at the theater.
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Reply #8. Posted on February 25, 2000, 09:32:40 AM by Chris K.
I am A fan of the Evil Dead series. I loved the first one, I laughed at the second one, and I liked the third one. ARMY OF DARKNESS (originaly planed to be called EVIL DEAD 3, and it should have been that way) continues with our slapstick hero Ash travels back to the Middle Ages and fights a army of skelitons. Originaly 92 minutes, Universal Studios (damn their evil distribution ways!) cut the film down to 86 minutes and added a new ending because movies today need a "happy" ending (makes you wonder if it ever occured to them that some independent films break the laws of filmaking, like how Herschell Gordon Lewis made the first gore film, but that's another story). Anchor Bay Entertainment has just issued out the original "Director's Cut" of the film under it's original 92 minutes plus with the original ending and four rare deleated scenes. So watch this flick for scares and inyentional laughs, but if you want to be scared watch THE EVIL DEAD (1979).
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