| SIDESHOWS |
| THE SLIME AWARDS |
| The Slime Awards | The Legion of Muck is a quarterly award, given to outstanding b-movie websites. In addition, Badmovies.org has earned recognition and awards since it was created in 1998. |
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| ARTICLES |
| How To Find A Bad Movie | It can be hard to select a film that will drive some friends screaming from the room, while others sit back and laugh with you. This guide can help you pick the right movie for your next gathering of b-movie fans. |
| Do You Have A Zombie Plan? (Part 1) | Are you ready for the inevitable zombie holocaust? Just owning a shotgun and a chainsaw is not enough. |
| Do You Have A Zombie Plan? (Part 2) | A man's home is his castle, and possibly his last refuge from the brain-eating legions of undead. Is your house ready? |
| Fair Use | Fair use is how review websites use copyrighted material without first securing permission from the copyright holders. However, I believe many webmasters (and readers) are a little foggy about this part of copyright law. |
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| RANDOM THOUGHTS |
| Random Thoughts | Constantly watching b-movies is something that can skew your outlook on the world. You will find a myriad of my experiences and thoughts on this page. From amusing quotes, to seeing Buddha on the way to work, and even experiencing severe digestive distress after eating thirty-three Cadbury Eggs. |
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| THE MAILBAG |
| The Mailbag | I read and, where appropriate, respond to every email. What is sent to me ranges from supportive to completely hostile. A generous sampling of, "I have no idea what this person is talking about." is sprinkled in as well. There is no formula to have email posted here; these happen to be the ones that caught my attention. |
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| HUMOROUS BANNERS |
| Humorous Banners | I wondered, a long time ago, why you never saw fake advertising banners for things like "How to cook a cat." In order to remedy the deficiency, I started to create fake banners and slip them into the rotation now and then. Readers have also created fake ads and submitted them. |
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| TELEVISION SHOWS |
| Television Shows | There is a big unexplored world out there: the land of bad television shows. It is populated by everything from "Ultraman" to "Airwolf." I am sure Jan-Michael Vincent would be perfectly capable of maintaining and obtaining ordnance for an experimental attack helicopter. Right? |
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