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MITCHELL - 1 Slime
Rated R
Copyright 1975 Allied Artists and Essex Enterprises
Reviewed by Stefan Robak on 'a long time ago'

The Characters:  

  • Mitchell - Joe Don Baker (the dad from Mars Attacks)! A smelly unlikable cop who makes Chief Wiggum look like a useful member of society.
  • Walter Deaney - John Saxon (the dad from Nightmare on Elm Street)! One of the villains bent on plaguing our hero. Gets toasted in a dune buggy.
  • James Cummings - Martin Balsam (the Grandpa from the TV movie Kids Like These). OK I'm pushing the Dad thing a little far) an evil guy bent on being evil and getting away with it.
  • Greta - Linda Evans (Yanni's wife)! Hooker with a heart of gold.
  • Merlin Olsen - Who would name their child Merlin? I think Gandolf, Bilbo or even Lancelot are so much nicer. Anyhoo he's Cummings' personal thug/butler (a lousy one). His character's name is Benton.
  • Mitchell fodder: Various thugs given the Mitchell treatment. (Not 200 pints of Jack Daniels, silly. DEATH!)

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The Plot: 

You know, I think I know how this horrible TV pilot came about. My theory is that some executive demanded that his network needed a show about a bad cop on the loose (an early version of Det. Sipowicz). One of his foolish underlings misunderstood and thought he meant an incompetent cop like Barney Fife. To find this level of incompetence, the foolish underling figured he'd get the actors to act like cops and the one who did the one the worst would be the hero of this program. The underling came across Joe Don Baker (who actually came for the free food) whose unwashed, boozing, unlikable personality won him over. They shot the movie immediately and "Mitchell" was born.

A wonderful story, wasn't it. Not like the story in this flick. Mitchell goes to solve a murder at a rich white Walter Deaney's house and then generally makes a nuisance of himself. Deaney's making drug deals with James Arthur Cummings (I think. I've never been good with plots when I'm tired) and generally the rest of the movie is Mitchell sitting outside Cummings' house. Sometimes inside too for a change of pace. It all ends with a water boat battle and him dragging Linda Evans off to jail just to prove he's unlikable. But generally nothing happens in this movie worth noting except a dune buggy chase (not seen on MST3K!) and a horrible sex scene. It was close to being worthy of a skull but I know that being bored isn't enough for a skull. Although the sex scene made me want to wretch.

A side note: the box that Mitchell came in features a drawing of Mitchell hanging on to a helicopter while holding Linda Evans with one hand. This never happens. Also on the box it has the tag line: "Action and excitment has a new name: Mitchell." Ummm... no it doesn't

Things I Learned From This Movie: 

  • Cops lives aren't as exciting as most action movies would suggest.
  • Chalk and smack are not the same thing.
  • Women love a man in uniform... ...for the right price.
  • Hell hath no fury like a Mitchell scorned.
  • No one steps on Cummings, cause he steps on people and he's got a big shoe.
  • There is a definite communication problem between young people and old people.
  • Some TV pilots are better left without shows.

Stuff To Watch For: 

  • 11 mins - Thanks for the overdone analogy, pal.
  • 22 mins - Oh, dear God! Oh, wait it's just his gun.
  • 26 mins - What a great accent
  • 29 mins - Could this chase get any more exciting?
  • 42 mins - OH MY GOD!!! MITCHELL HAVING SEX!! At least we don't see little Mitchell.
  • 58 mins - Mitchell being chased by dune buggies? This movie just keeps getting better.
  • 64 mins - This is the stupidest argument ever!
  • End Credits - Theme sung by Hoyt Axton. If he weren't already dead I'd kill him.

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Reply #1. Posted on October 04, 2000, 08:03:51 PM by K. Jung
Finally this masterpiece well known in the IMdB
bottom 100 arrives.
Unfortunately, there is a sequel where Mitchell
goes to Italy to kill some mobs.
Reply #2. Posted on October 05, 2000, 09:26:42 AM by Brandi
Martin Balsam was also Detective Arbogast in Psycho (the *real* one, not that stupid color thing), and John Saxon has a long and not-quite-respectable career in genre films, with Enter the Dragon being one of many he did.
Reply #3. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by Ernst Bitterman
If you have access to someone with an MST3K vault, this movie is good fun.  I almost wathced a full half-hour of it once in the straight version... brrrr.
   How the hell does a lump like Mitchell get a character who looks like Linda Evans interested in him?  I'm (somewhat)more attractive than he is, and frankly I'd question the sanity of a woman that pretty who was interested in me.
Reply #4. Posted on May 15, 2004, 02:07:42 AM by Pepito
Terrible, just terrible
Re: Mitchell
Reply #5. Posted on July 16, 2008, 04:16:08 PM by inframan
After seeing the MST3K version I can't imagine seeing this w/o the mst commentary. I think the Alamo Drafthouse played this for wierd wednesday recently. I love bad movies but that would just be painful.
Re: Mitchell
Reply #6. Posted on July 17, 2008, 12:55:49 PM by BixDugan
"Baby Oil? NOOOOOO!"

Love Mitchell. And Final Justice.
Re: Mitchell
Reply #7. Posted on March 04, 2011, 08:41:40 PM by bob
I found this movie extreme boring. Additionally, the sex scene is distrubing.
Re: Mitchell
Reply #8. Posted on August 02, 2014, 01:17:52 AM by sprite75
I like to crank up the MST3K version when working out.  Makes the workout go by so much faster.
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