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Rated PG-13
Copyright 1985 TriStar Pictures
Reviewed by Andrew Borntreger on 31 January 2002

The Characters:  

  • Bruce Leroy - Pious student of the martial arts searching for "The Glow," a manifestation of perfect kung fu.
  • Laura - Vanity! Where in the world did she get those plumb line earrings?
  • Master - Friendly little fellow with a strange sense of humor. His mom lives in Miami.
  • Richie - Our hero's brother. Maybe he should avoid landing on fire extinguishers.
  • Angela - I didn't think that a middle aged woman would make a good pop star. I was right.
  • Johnny Yu - Student at Leroy's dojo. He does not know how to fight, but has found that attackers will sometimes flee from a screaming Asian man.
  • Eddie Arkadian - It seems that the mob is moving into the arcade business.
  • Rock - Arkadian's muscle, a failed prizefighter. The man's idea of fashion is plaid, just plaid.
  • Sho'nuff - This is one big angry dude! A brutal wielder of kung fu, he will stop at nothing to be the undisputed master.

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The Plot: 

Learning and study are certainly worthwhile pursuits. Still, there comes a time in everyone's life when they must cease to be just a student and make their own contributions. This is the dilemma facing Leroy when the movie begins. Having practiced and studied for years under the Master's patient tutelage, he has finally attained the pinnacle of skill possible while a student. To finally achieve "The Glow" he must reach the final level on his own. The sudden lack of supervision terrifies Leroy and he begs the Master for guidance. With a sly look in his eyes, the old man fishes out a suspicious looking charm. There is another who might assist Leroy in getting "The Glow" and the amulet will prove his sincerity. The young disciple's relief at the news is almost overwhelming.

The next scene takes us to a movie theater where a rowdy crowd is watching "Enter the Dragon." Interruptions and distractions are rampant. If the people setting up a boom box and dancing do not distract you then the guy who leaps into the air and crushes it will. As if all that wasn't enough, the self-proclaimed shogun of Harlem walks in with his entourage. Sho'nuff is soon on the stage, shrieking for challengers. Despite the best efforts of several energetic members of the audience he remains king of the stage. The only problem is that Bruce Leroy will not get up and fight. His calm refusal almost drives Sho'nuff insane. A general brawl breaks out, during which the hero calmly picks his way out of the theater.

Meanwhile, Laura is hosting the latest installment of "7th Heaven," a show akin to "Solid Gold." Despite the pleasant requests of one of her crew (some unknown actor who would look more comfortable with a hard hat on his head and a shovel in hand), she refuses to play a music video sent in by Mr. Arkadian. Easily the smartest thing I have seen someone do in my life, because the video is of Angela singing "Dirty Boy." It causes me to think about Mae West trying to make a Madonna video. Which causes flashbacks of Sextette. Which causes psychological defense mechanisms to kick in and then I suffer from short periods of amnesia.

What was I talking about?

Repression aside, Eddie is angry at the pop star's gall. He sends a small squad of goons to grab Laura. Fortunately, Leroy is nearby and intercedes; he beats the pants off the toughs, then politely summons a cab for the amazed lady before disappearing. Laura finds the amulet, dropped during the fight, and knows that he will visit her to reclaim it.

I must take a moment to comment on Taimak's portrayal of the main character, because it really makes the movie. Bruce Leroy talks in a soft voice that is almost a whisper. When very angry or confused it gains a subtle edge, but not enough to disturb the illusion of an inner calm. No, our hero has a heart of gold and a face that always seems to be on the edge of breaking into an unabashed smile. Even when kicking butt, he looks nothing more than intent. Not angry, not dangerous, not hateful, but serious.

Sho'nuff steadily turns up the pressure on Leroy for a final reckoning. First he shows up at the modest dojo where the protagonist teaches others. Still no rise, so the shogun's gang wrecks the pizza shop owned by Leroy's father. While the evildoers are wrecking the place they are also forced to dodge large wads of pizza dough chucked by Leroy's mother. Nothing like getting smacked in the head with a few pounds of wet dough.

The mobsters are not at rest either; another attempt to kidnap Laura works out better than the first. Unfortunately, right after getting her back to the apartment, a mysterious ninja appears. Once again Eddie watches in helpless rage while Leroy sends thugs flying. During the fracas the ninja is unmasked, meaning the bad guys know who to blame. The next day Rock starts interviewing various murderers and hit men for the job of knocking Bruce off.

At first Leroy has little interest in Laura as a woman. Later, while doing some soul searching, he decides there just might be something to this whole boy - girl thing. They are on the empty "7th Heaven" set, with Laura trying to teach him a few moves, when she turns on a special music video. Clips from a number of Bruce Lee movies roll while the music plays. Leroy is entranced, not by the girl, but by the video! He stares at it in rapt attention until a clip shows his idol kissing (that Laura is one shrewd woman).

The passionate embrace is broken by Bruce Leroy's sudden insight. He had found a fortune cookie factory called "Sum Dum Goy" (the other teacher his master spoke of) while walking through the city. Blocking his way to complete harmony and skill are the three employees who mind the shop. When not running Leroy off, this trio apparently spends the day being weird. Three Asian men performing "Uptown Girl" to rap music weird. Anyway, Leroy finally has a plan to bluff his way in and meet Sum Dum Goy in person.

You might have guessed that when the questing disciple meets the master of fortunes he is a little disappointed. Leroy hurries over to his teacher's home with a slew of uncertain questions. It is against the rules not to be cryptic, but the Master pretty much tells Leroy that he needs no more teaching. Our hero might be affable, but he is also incredibly dense; all this goes over his head. You and I know that to achieve "The Glow," Leroy must believe in himself.

Back at the studio, Arkadian has Laura hostage and his small army (Sho'nuff included) is waiting for Leroy. Angela was never happy with her boyfriend's actions, so she packs up and leaves, only pausing to deliver a warning to the hero. Everything is set for the final battle between Sho'nuff, who has a partial mastery of the final level, and Bruce Leroy.

The music videos, with guys and girls singing in high notes, were giving me 80s flashbacks, but enjoyable. The movie is well done (good photography) and paced with interesting fight scenes every so often, just in case the outlandish characters are not keeping you entertained. Come on, just look at Sho'nuff. He struts around in outfits that look like a cross between the San Francisco 49'ers pads and samurai armor. Bruce Leroy wanders through town wearing a broad-rimmed straw hat, with a simple black suit completing the ensemble.

Things I Learned From This Movie: 

  • To achieve true consciousness one must watch lots of Bruce Lee flicks.
  • In movies, when a woman's purse is dumped out it never contains a tampon.
  • Male pattern baldness is caused by piranha.
  • Football gear is based on samurai armor.
  • Hit men and murderers have resumes; it just takes a strong stomach to read them.
  • Reflectors look best on cars and bicycles, maybe running shoes, but definitely not hairdos.
  • Craps and hopscotch do not mix.
  • Your personal aura can short out.

Stuff To Watch For: 

  • 3 mins - Stop shooting arrows at me. I'm trying to practice.
  • 10 mins - He is eating popcorn with chopsticks!
  • 37 mins - Rap crossed with haiku. Bizarre.
  • 42 mins - Should have had something to keep your hood on...
  • 49 mins - Um, he stole your hat.
  • 75 mins - HUH?
  • 78 mins - Now they took your medallion! Are you going to get mad or what?
  • 88 mins - Santa?

 Audio clips in wav formatSOUNDSStarving actors speak out 

Green Music Note lastdragon1.wav Master: "You have touched the final level! You knew without knowing. We have finished our journey together."
Green Music Note lastdragon2.wav Richie: "What good is that kung fu jive if you can't even use it? Coward."
Green Music Note lastdragon3.wav Laura: "A girl could do worse than to have her own real, live kung fu master."
Leroy: "I am no master."
Green Music Note lastdragon4.wav Sho'nuff having a pep rally.
Green Music NoteTheme Song Listen to a clip from the soundtrack.

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Video Cliplastdragon1.mpg - 2.6m
Arkadian's goons were trying to kidnap Laura, but Leroy was nearby and he intervenes. Watch how he shrugs off the insult to his mother; true discipline.

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The Last Dragon
Reply #41. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by
Taimak, Hollywood doesn't care how many signatures you get for this sequel. At the end it's all about the benjamin's..
It's been 25 years. If Hollywood was interested it wouldn't have taken that long.  They have other interests like Von Damm and Jet-li to name a few.  That bubble garbage would be a flop at the box office. Stop using Bruce Leroy's name to get in the door. Your a 40 year old man living in the past.
The Last Dragon
Reply #42. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by Corey
Loved the movie; I've watched it 3 times and I still like it. The scary thing about Angie's video is that even though it's laughable in today's standards, I'm willing to bet that in the 80's that video could actually be brodcasted if it really existed. (I've seen stranger COUGH*Videokilledtheradiostar*Cough)
The Last Dragon
Reply #43. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by Kia
Hello everyone. I am a very devoted Taimak fan. My duaghter watches the last dragon now. I still get excited when he kicks sho'nuff's ass. I have seen him in little behind the scenes stuff and very very small parts. Hey Taimak, when are you gonna step back in the light and let us see how fine you still are? Age ain't nothing but a number.
The Last Dragon
Reply #44. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by Ja:videogamefreak
Just wanna say this movie rocks.I have wacthed it so many times, maybe 100 or more. When I first saw it(years ago) I fell in love with it.I was very little and as I was growing up it hardly came on tv.When I saw it in the store I did not care how much it cost, I just wanted it badly. I have the dvd and I watch it sooooo much. I can't get enough of it. I love every part of the movie and I love the way bruce leeroy looks when he is glowing. Taimak is the best. I hope and pray that a sequel is in preparation for the future.
The Last Dragon
Reply #45. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by Samb
There's quite a few bit players in this (as others have mentioned) so lets put them all together and play "Find Semi-famous Waldo":

William H. Macy (Jerry Lundegaard in "Fargo", Quiz Kid Donnie Smith in "Magnolia", The Shoveller in "Mystery Men"
George Parker in "Pleasantville", Little Bill in "Boogie Nights") was trying to get Laura to play Angie's video.

Anthony Payne II (Cockroach on "The Cosby Show", Cole on the sitcom "Martin") is in the pizzeria scene as one of the kids in a gold jacket running away from the bad guys...

Ernie Reyes, Jr. (Manito in "The Rundown",  Johnny in "Surf Ninjas" & Zing in "Rush Hour 2") plays Tai.   
Keshia Knight Pulliam (Rudy on the Cosby Show) plays Sophie.            
Chazz Palminteri (Primo Sidone in "Analyze This", Mr. Zadir: Roxbury owner in "A Night at the Roxbury", Elleroy Coolidge in "Mulholland Falls" )has a 70's mustache and gets his ass beat by Leroy in the first attempt on Laura.

Mike Starr (Joe 'Mental' Mentaliano in "Dumb And Dumber": the bad guy who Harry and Lloyd kill with antacid) plays Rock.    
And; a possible Wesley Snipes in the Debarge music video, "Rhythm Of The Night", wearing a red headband and dancing all eighties-like? (He was in a Michael Jackson video after all.)
The Last Dragon
Reply #46. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by morningbirdsong
Finally, after reading your transformation Taimak, there is someone who understands the true meaning of the glow.I call it the "spirit light". there are so many whos light has lost its glow or has never shined. i am thankful for you as you encourage others to seek the light of thier own spirit. this is truly the final level for all mankind for in the game of life we can all be winners. together we can shine as bright as the sun.
The Last Dragon
Reply #47. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by Morningbirdsong
 I was first introduced to "The Last Dragon" a few weeks ago by my 5 year young grand daughter. I think I love it more than she does. I am your age now Taimak and am truly in love with your spirit for beauty is only skin deep.In your case your beauty shines from within. I can hear the miracle that your are trying to teach.
The Last Dragon
Reply #48. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by

Thank you for your patience I know its been awhile but " MASTER TAIMAK GUARRIELLO " is making things happen.

He is back in ACTION !!!!

Taimak has a NEW web site..It's sizzling " HOT " if you don't believe me, then
What are you waiting on check it out for yourself.


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