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 | Girls on their way to get married shouldn't still be interested in dolls.
| | Fat women are like turtles, helpless if knocked onto their back.
| | Sometimes throwing a preacher out of a moving car is the right thing to do.
| | Never annoy some guy holding a Thompson. (A tommy gun.)
| | You don't want to see Shatner in a hot love scene.
| | It's okay to sleep with your sister's boyfriend, just do not get pregnant.
| | Never trust a girl giving away free doughnuts.
| | Rich people suck at poker.
| | Angie Dickinson is not a natural blonde.
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| 3 mins - Now here are some fine examples of humanity.
| | 6 mins - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT!
| | 10 mins - You should bury him deeper than that, a dog is going to dig him up.
| | 14 mins - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT!
| | 22 mins - Now that is talent...
| | 34 mins - Tom is pretty fleet of foot after taking a bullet in the leg.
| | 48 mins - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT!
| | 51 mins - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT!
| | 54 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST ORANGES!
| | 60 mins - She is not an alien with blue skin, you aren't getting any.
| | 67 mins - Maybe you should use some of that money to pay for golf lessons.
| | 78 mins - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT!
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Jane: "Didn't anybody ever tell you, money isn't everything?"
Wilma: "Only people like you, with a guaranteed income."
Wilma: "You're a cowardly, no good, son of a bitch!"
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| Billy Jean: "I'm gonna marry a rich man mama and then hope he dies and I get his money."
Wilma: "Keep your legs together Billy Jean and shut up. I'll tell you when to get married."
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| Preacher: "If the bank forecloses on your little home, give thanks, praise God, hallelujah!"
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| Wilma: "What the hell are you doing in my car?"
Fred: "What the hell you doing robbing my bank lady?"
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| Billy Jean: "Damn you Polly! I share Diller with you and you get knocked up!"
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Reply #1. Posted on November 25, 2006, 05:09:03 PM by Matt
I loved this film the first time I saw it about 10 years ago
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Reply #2. Posted on November 25, 2006, 05:10:12 PM by Mark
I've seen this film twice and I still can't tell you anything about it except that William Shatner and Angie Dickenson have a steamy love scene.
Now, both of these people are fairly attractive and both have acting talent. So why is this such a horribly repulsive scene? I saw it 25 years ago and I still want to pluck out mine eyes. With a fork. That's rusty. Slowly.
This was just before Angie began "Police Woman" and about five years after Shatner ended "Star Trek", so I blame this whole mess on NBC. If the network hadn't cancelled "Star Trek" and had picked up "Police Woman" a year earlier, both of these stars would've been busy and we could have had alternative casting... you know, people we could stand... like Barbi Benton and Bill Dailey. Or Barbi Benton and Bert Lahr. Or Barbi Benton and Bert Parks, or Bert Convey. Hell, I'd even accept any one who wasn't even NAMED Bert. No Bert requirement here. Anyone but Bill.
But no... we DO get William Shatner doing the backdoor action as Angie clutches the bedstand, trying to look aroused and in ecstacy, dancing on the tip of Capt. Kirk's fabulous intergalatic weenie.
Beam me up Scotty... I just took a poke at Police Woman and that guy from "Picket Fences" is a little steamed.
"We canna do it cap'n... we don't have da power!"
Neither does this flick. One kernal out of five.
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Reply #3. Posted on January 21, 2005, 05:30:12 PM by
What is the full name of Charlene that was a character in the movie? Does she have a web site?
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Reply #4. Posted on November 21, 2007, 07:08:41 PM by Justy
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There is something worse than golf pants. 