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| Not only does this movie have Martha Quinn running around, it features an alien collecting sexy women. If I was an alien visiting our planet the trip would be planned around rock n roll and Earth chicks too. This visitor packed all the essentials: robot, menacing spacesuit, specimen tube, and multipurpose wand of death. You have to check this thing out, it disintigrates the fast food delivery boy, electrocutes the robot, and causes a lethal case of jock itch to humans. You heard me, jock itch, you don't want to see some guy with a carpet of that on his chest, but you will. Dangerous Dan is back on the air after a six month suspension, he had sex with his previous station's traffic reporter while on the air. (The movie beat me to all the bumper to bumper jokes.) Now Dan is taking over Super Station 66, the only radio franchise authorized to broadcast on 666 AM. He's going to transform the old polka (Arrgggghhh! Sorry, polka flashback.) channel into the wildest rock and roll experience on the planet. Too bad for our man Dan the invader shows up, quickly taking over the station as part of it's plan. By playing certain songs it homes in on hot women then shrinks/teleports them into twelve inch tall bottles. Presumably for transport back to Planet Boogerhead, this thing had the bumpiest, nastiest noggin... ...until the spacesuit pops and out jumps a killer rhododendron. Our hero the disc jockey must save the day solo, everyone thinks his broadcast pleas for help are a skit. Armed with the powerful disinfectant "Germasol" he frees the ladies and defeats the alien. Check out the odd music videos women hallucinate before being teleported, I liked the "I'm so happy" song. ("Manic Depresso" is the real name.) Having a nurse strip down to garters and a chemise helped of course, not to mention a nun playing guitar, a man wearing a cow suit, and one dozen lobotomy patients. |
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 | Polka is the ultimate torture.
| | 36-22-34 is a darn interesting lock combination.
| | Female traffic reporters are nymphomaniacs.
| | Aliens use jock itch as a weapon.
| | Radio waves are capable of teleporting and shrinking women.
| | Robot's heads are full of pink lemonade.
| | Radio stations are impregnable fortresses.
| | Nuns rock!
| | Under every nurse uniform is a blonde vixen wearing lingerie.
| | Alien fungus is very susceptible to Earthly disinfectant spray.
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| 2 mins - Produced by Charles Band with music by Blue Oyster Cult, this should be interesting.
| | 8 mins - Feedback! Ouch...
| | 19 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A FAST FOOD DELIVERY BOY!
| | 27 mins - What is up with that thing's head?
| | 37 mins - A music video at a truck stop?
| | 47 mins - Music video in a school gym with cheerleaders and a band, here's an idea way ahead of it's time.
| | 41 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A RADIO!
| | 56 mins - The "I'm So Happy" song, this is one of the oddest things. (Actually called "Manic Depresso.")
| | 73 mins - Dan, Lisa, and the angriest rhododendron you've ever seen.
| | 76 mins - Oops, Bunny's still in a bottle.
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Dan: "Dangerous Dan O'Dare is on the loose and Super Station 66 is on the air, wooohoooo!"
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| Dan: "Welcome to polka hell."
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| Dan: "Ladies and gentlemen I know this sounds crazy, but the super station studios have been taken over by creatures from another planet."
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| Part of the "I'm So Happy" song.
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| Dan: "They missed Lisa and got some goofy looking guy instead."
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| Dan just managed to free Lisa, but the fungal invader is really PO'd.
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Reply #1. Posted on June 13, 1999, 10:58:44 PM by Imthereper
I was just wandering...who sings manic depresso???
that song is cool
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Reply #2. Posted on October 10, 1999, 04:15:32 PM by Stanky Poozle
SYKOTIK SINFONEY does both MANIC DEPRESSO and MR. COOL, I definitely recommend getting a copy of the soundtrack. You can still buy it from FULL MOON!!!
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Reply #3. Posted on January 25, 2000, 02:36:10 PM by Paul H.
Not a lot to say about this movie.
It really has nothing going for it (Many movies have more skin, or better aliens, or better comedy). Nevertheless, you should enjoy this movie.
It has nice pace and atmosphere. You don't want any of the characters to shut-up and die.
This tends to be one of the key features in a good bad movie.
Worth seeing with minor praise.
5.5 out of 10
3 green globs
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Reply #4. Posted on September 14, 2000, 02:20:31 PM by Mike Berkey
Heh. I remember running across the CD several years back in a used music store. I bought it before my friend had a chance to get it, simply to torture him (he's a huge BOC fan). Not a bad soundtrack, as far as B-Movie soundtracks go.
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Reply #5. Posted on November 25, 2006, 05:10:12 PM by mdchick
you can't deny a classic line like "tippy-toe through the dafoldills"
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Reply #6. Posted on November 25, 2006, 05:09:49 PM by Zoid (elbow) Zweetie
Sykotic Sinfoney's music will make you frolic uncontrolably with blatant disregard for human saftey!
Side effects are Nausia, oily discharge associated with bloating and sporadic bowel movements.
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Reply #7. Posted on June 25, 2001, 02:46:51 PM by Slappy
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Reply #8. Posted on November 25, 2006, 05:09:49 PM by SyKoTiK FaN
For those of you interested, things are starting to cmoe together over at sykotiksinfoney.com. I have a full live show as well as studio stuff that I am sure alot of you have never heard. It is still a work in progrss, there is many more to come. Stop by and interact on our Online Forum and grab some tunes! Video's coming soon!
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