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SILENT HILL - 3 Slimes
Rated R
Copyright 2006 Silent Hill DCP Inc.
Reviewed by Andrew Borntreger on 8 October 2008

Capsule Review:    

Rose is terrified that what lurks in her adopted daughter's past might harm the child, so she loads the young girl into the family SUV and sets out to find the forgotten town of Silent Hill. What Rose should have done was to enroll the two of them in family counseling. The mother and daughter could have worked out their problems in brightly-lit meetings where everyone else claps after somebody breaks down crying (and then they enjoy tea and biscuits). Instead of enjoying group therapy, Rose finds herself lost in a supernatural wonderland.

However, and I must point this out, this is not "Alice in Wonderland." That movie features tea, and there certainly is not any tea in "Silent Hill." What can be found in Silent Hill is a mystery, along with a group of religious fanatics hiding in their own manufactured Purgatory. There is also a huge, hulking brute who walks around with a sword and the world's largest and least comfortable hat.

I have never played the games, but from an entertainment level standpoint, "Silent Hill" is one of the best game-to-movie adaptations I have ever seen. It had some very good atmosphere, such as the abandoned town and the "ash snowfall" that was both peaceful and ominous. Then there were the times when the bell would ring, and everything would turn into a twisted hell filled with bizarre denizens straight out of a nightmare.

My biggest complaint was that the movie felt like a video game too often. When the main character and the female police officer encountered those headless, goop-shooting things at the edge of town, I immediately figured it out. "Oh, this is one of those game limits that the designers put in place to discourage people from exceeding the world's design. Time to go back to the town and look around." The scene with the nurses also struck me as something that would fit perfectly in a video game. The story was also very disjointed, even after the doomed town's mystery was revealed, and that is probably the film's greatest failing. Still, plenty of weird visuals, but no tea.

Things I Learned From This Movie:  

Green Dot The first thing to do before adopting a child is to find a save point.
Green Dot Your tenth-grade geometry teacher did indeed go to Hell; he is bitter about that.
Green Dot Sometimes parenthood feels like hugging a bunch of blind, epileptic nurses who are carrying chef's knives in a dark hallway.
Green Dot There are only two ways to get out of Purgatory. Barbed wire is the hard way.

Stuff To Watch For:  

Green Dot 8 mins - Try getting her an aquarium. Kids love to watch fish, and fish rarely catch on fire.
Green Dot 44 mins - Once I had a nightmare that my bathroom was filled with hundreds of those little Scrubbing Bubbles chaps. I doubt any of those are going to show up here, but if they did, they would be angry.
Green Dot 87 mins - Chicken! Chicken! Bok-bok-bok-bok!
Green Dot 104 mins - Why has the Fraternal Order of Police been so wishy-washy about asbestos uniforms? What if this happens?


Rose: "What are you doing?"
Officer Bennett: "You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law."
Rose: "I don't think you understand. There's something weird going on here. My daughter, Sharon, she's in danger."
Officer Bennett: "If you really cared about that little girl you wouldn't have sped off."
Rose: "Listen to me: she's ill; she sleepwalks!"
Officer Bennett: "Just calm right down. I'm going to find the little girl!"

Detective Gucci: "November 74, when the fire caught, they tried to evacuate this place as quick as they could. It was hellish. People were dyin' and disappearing. Hell, they couldn't even find half the bodies. That was the end of Silent Hill. These were good people, most of 'em. Some of 'em you might say deserved it, little bit..."

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Re: Silent Hill
Reply #1. Posted on October 08, 2008, 07:27:39 PM by Mr. DS
This film has some great disturbing imagery but hardly a plot.  Its kinds of like building a house with the finest wood the forest has to offer and using scotch tape to hold them together.  In non- metaphoric terms, where the hell is the plot?
Re: Silent Hill
Reply #2. Posted on October 08, 2008, 07:33:14 PM by BTM
I'm working on a music video with clips from this movie to Korn's "Here To Stay".  :)

(Sorry, had to do some shameless self-promotion!)
Re: Silent Hill
Reply #3. Posted on October 08, 2008, 10:30:51 PM by Lurple
Agreed; A great looking movie but it just seemed so lacking in other ways.  I hoped for more from director Christophe Gans after his amazingly crazy and cool Brotherhood of the Wolf.
Re: Silent Hill
Reply #4. Posted on October 09, 2008, 08:15:52 AM by Kyo
Watch and learn, Uwe Boll...
Re: Silent Hill
Reply #5. Posted on October 09, 2008, 08:38:34 AM by Eva02soul
The Goop-spitting monsters were actually monsters from the second Silent Hill Game, which is an odd choice as the second game is a different story from the religious tones of 1 and 3. They're confined in straitjackets and move awkwardly to show the main character's feelings of repression and frustration, and they shoot goop because it's cool and annoys the player.

The Massive holes in the ground are in the game too, and while they are basically used to keep the player moving in the right directions thematically, they are done very subtly. In fact I dont remember one instance of attention ever being brought to them by the game itself.
Re: Silent Hill
Reply #6. Posted on October 09, 2008, 02:17:32 PM by Rev. Powell
A+ visuals, D- script.

Still pretty fun as long as you don't feel the need to know what's going on all the time.  The bloodbath finale is apocalyptically memorable.
Re: Silent Hill
Reply #7. Posted on October 09, 2008, 09:50:47 PM by Cassie
Ugh, I HATED this movie.  The visuals weren't enough to distract me from the story.  I kept trying to make it make sense--which, of course, it doesn't!

I guess that's what I get for watching a video game movie and expecting a coherent plot...
Re: Silent Hill
Reply #8. Posted on October 10, 2008, 03:18:14 PM by InformationGeek
Heh... what a movie I watched.  Its the only video game to movie adapation I had ever seen, outside of Pokemon (Which is more video game to anime then to movie adaption).  It was pretty good and the story was a bit decent, though I had to research the ending just to figure out what happened.  The visuals were nice and setting was perfect, it felt as if the characters were truly in Silent Hill instead of a cheap rip off that remotely feels like it.

The monsters were amazing.  The one that stole the show was Pyramid Head.  He looked amazing and his entrance was pretty neat.  Sadly, they didn't show enough of him!  He had like 3 scenes that I can recall where he played a big part and that was it!  My monster/horror completely forgotten later in the movie!

On one last note, I saw to God that I saw a person that shouldn't been in the movie.  It looked like a film crew member in the background.  It was in the dark corner of the church when Rose entered for the first time.  I swear I saw someone who shouldn't have been there!
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