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Started by Sister Grace, May 18, 2008, 07:13:03 AM

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Sister Grace

Quote from: Raffine on May 25, 2008, 12:28:59 PM
Tourist Tip: If you're ever in Pigeon Forge, TN be sure to catch CARBO'S POLICE MUSEUM  where you can see Buford Pusser's CAR OF DEATH! I've seen it! They have plenty of other Pusser memorabilia as well, including his WALLET OF DEATH, and, for sale in the gift shop, reproductions of the bat he used to whoop up on moonshiner butt.

http://www.mypigeonforge.com/2089-CarbosPoliceMuseum/index.html

I live on the west side of TN and we use to go to pigeon forge, knoxville, chatanooga and a few other tourist-esque places when i was a kid. I can't remember if it was pigeon forge or gatlinburg, but once my dad took me to Ripley's Museum before it burnt. I hear that they rebuilt it after it burned but is not as cool as it was back in the day...
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HappyGilmore

Quote from: AndyC on May 26, 2008, 05:15:45 AM
Quote from: HappyGilmore on May 25, 2008, 12:10:35 PM
I think he'd be more successful if he acted more in comedies.  Dude's hilarious, and in comedies you don't so much need to 'act' as be funny.  If that makes sense.

I was just thinking how funny The Rock was in Be Cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_wISNYnLEY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svI0H2e4ZSU&feature=related
I'm looking forward to his appearance in this:
Get Smart
http://youtube.com/watch?v=s5cdOy8TCnY

Granted, it's Steve Carrell's movie.  But from previews I've seen, it looks like The Rock might have some funny moments.  One scene Rock's talking to his boss about a memo, and he goes: "Is this your stapler?" Boss says "Yeah."  Rock then staples the memo to the boss's head. 

It's definitely a flick I'm gonna see.
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The real Buford



I have no complaints about the Rock, just about the remakes, sequels of Walking Tall. They seem to blow it every time. And I don't know about that guy's complaint about the real Buford being a racist, I doubt it.
The original had such an effect on me I bought books about the real Buford Pusser. If you want to read a great book about what Pusser was dealing with, read "The State Line Mob," by W. R. Morris. Great book about what he cleaned up. And lastly, you have to see the original ... GREAT MOVIE.  :cheers:

Doggett

Quote from: ghouck on May 18, 2008, 02:08:17 PM
Mine is E.T., , I really hate that movie, it's annoying as hell.

I'm gonna agree.
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I'm watching it right now....

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As I read through this thread I found myself amazed and, on more than one occassion, curious and very thankful.  Thankful I've never had the misfortune to see Napoleon Dynamite, Fast and The Furious, The Pacifier, and whatever the movie about that Buford fellow was.

OTOH this thread also left me scratching my head wonder: "Who the $#@! is J.R. Bookwalter?"

First link a Google search turned up was for Tempe video.  IIRC they are (or were) an outfit that's like Asylum, only so ultra low budget they barely have a SFX budget.  Curious I checked the IMDB listing for the director.  That's an entire filmography of annoyingly bad DTV movies!  :buggedout:

I wouldn't say IDIOCRACY was the "most annoying" movie I ever saw but it was the most blatantly un-funny attempt to do PC "retarded humor" I've ever seen.  It could have been redeemed if it had a moral, alas it was just lame.

PEARL HARBOR was a cloying harlequin romance set during the opening salvo that brough American into WWII.  It goes beyond annoying.  The entire storyline is in poor taste and that's all I'll say about it.

And as for ROCKY HORROR, you don't go to see that for the movie you go for the experience.

However I would like to add that you're all wrong.  The most annoying movie of all time, ever, is TEKNOLUST.  A special cauldron waits in Hell to eternally boil the skin off the bones of those responsible for inflicting this confused -ism masquerading as a work of genre fiction on the unsuspecting public.  Yes, their skin shall be boiled off and their skeleton forced- by demons wielding flails made from the leather of the skin of politicians and the bones of greedy corporate con artists like Madoff- to wander the swamp of the fifth circle as maggots roil up out of the muck to form new flesh; flesh which will then be boiled off again.  :hatred:
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Bratz the movie. God that movie is irritating with it's so-called messages about life and high school, Jon Voight continued the downward spiral of his career by appearing in this mess of a movie as the high school principal.

indianasmith

Most annoying . . . .


almost anything played on IFC.
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Doggett

Quote from: ghouck on May 18, 2008, 02:08:17 PM
Mine is E.T., , I really hate that movie, it's annoying as hell.

Totally  :thumbup:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Leah

Xanadu- Just please make it stop- I would have loved to be bitten by a cobra, mauled by a lion, or thrown in a pit of acid rather than watch that basket case! :hatred:
yeah no.

crackers

Personally I love The Rocky Horror Picture Show and all the Friday 13th movies (apart from the remake) but I can understand why some of you wouldn't.

My most annoying film, CLERKS 2 WHY DID IT HAPPEN???? :hatred:

Flick James

Quote from: crackers on July 18, 2011, 05:51:28 AM
Personally I love The Rocky Horror Picture Show and all the Friday 13th movies (apart from the remake) but I can understand why some of you wouldn't.

My most annoying film, CLERKS 2 WHY DID IT HAPPEN???? :hatred:

Because there were so many unanswered questions in CLERKS 1.

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^ Beat me to it!

I know this is said a lot here, but I don't think the hate can be overdone on Seltzer and Friedberg. Just the fact people like their movies annoys me to death.