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THE BADMOVIES.ORG "SLIME DROP" RATING SYSTEM:

The main criteria are:
Green Dot

A. How bad is this episode?
Green Dot

B. How much fun is it to watch?

Rating	And it means...
	The pinnacle of schlocky television; this is a must see!
	Definitely worthy of a Saturday afternoon or a late night.
	It had redeeming qualities, just like getting the clap does.
	A bad experience.
	This is going to hurt.