Lifetime/Hallmark Movies

[Jay Harangue]

Hi Everyone,

I'm new to this site and wondering if there are any other Lifetime Movie fans here.

If so, please recommend any that are bad but fun and entertaining.  The more ridiculous the plot, the better.

Thanks in advance.

JH

[zombie no.one]

welcome to the board 

I've only seen a couple of these type of movies but there will definitely be some folks here who can guide you to the best (worst) of the bunch!

[chainsaw midget]

Lifetime movies? 

Well, if you haven't seen  Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life and Co-ed Call Girl (sometimes listed as College Call Girl) that's a good place to start. 

Cyber Seduction is about a highschool kid who's addiction to internet porn is DESTROYING HIS LIFE AND TEARING HIS FAMILY APART!


Call Girl is about a nerdy college girl that gets signed up to an escort service as a joke, gets seduced by the high class life style nefore discovering the hidden sleezey dark side and then realizes IT MAY BE TOO LATE TO GET OUT!

There's also one called Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?   I have no clue what it's about but I love that title. 

[claws]

Our Christmas tradition is to watch Hallmark Christmas movies on Netflix, and to make fun of them. They are terrible and an easy target. It really doesn't matter which one you pick, they are basically all the same. A few that stood out:

I'll Be Home for Christmas (2016) directed by and starring James Brolin. The snow actually looks authentic, and Brolin's wife Barbra Streisand provides one or two songs. So, you get a little bonus cheese right there.

Pretty much any Hallmark Christmas movie starring Lacey Chabert.

Not a Hallmark movie, but Christmas Inheritance (2017), a Netflix production, has all the Hallmark ingredients with a bigger budget. The cheese is the same, though. As a bonus, you get Andie MacDowell in a supporting role doing interesting background acting, plus she also sings.

[Jay Harangue]

I've seen all of these and they're outstanding.

Cyber Seduction is hilarious!!

Thank you.

Lifetime movies? 

Well, if you haven't seen  Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life and Co-ed Call Girl (sometimes listed as College Call Girl) that's a good place to start. 

Cyber Seduction is about a highschool kid who's addiction to internet porn is DESTROYING HIS LIFE AND TEARING HIS FAMILY APART!


Call Girl is about a nerdy college girl that gets signed up to an escort service as a joke, gets seduced by the high class life style nefore discovering the hidden sleezey dark side and then realizes IT MAY BE TOO LATE TO GET OUT!

There's also one called Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?   I have no clue what it's about but I love that title. 

[Jay Harangue]

You're right, the stories are all the same.

Someone falls in love a guy who turns out to be the prince of a made up European country where everyone speaks English.  She goes there fro Christmas, wins over the family and becomes the princess the country didn't even know they needed.

I'll check out I'll be Home for Christmas.  I'm a fan of James Brolin.

Our Christmas tradition is to watch Hallmark Christmas movies on Netflix, and to make fun of them. They are terrible and an easy target. It really doesn't matter which one you pick, they are basically all the same. A few that stood out:

I'll Be Home for Christmas (2016) directed by and starring James Brolin. The snow actually looks authentic, and Brolin's wife Barbra Streisand provides one or two songs. So, you get a little bonus cheese right there.

Pretty much any Hallmark Christmas movie starring Lacey Chabert.

Not a Hallmark movie, but Christmas Inheritance (2017), a Netflix production, has all the Hallmark ingredients with a bigger budget. The cheese is the same, though. As a bonus, you get Andie MacDowell in a supporting role doing interesting background acting, plus she also sings.