Random Thought Thread Part III: The Thinking

[ER]

Wanna weird a man out, secretly replace his shoes with one a size bigger and when he mentions they feel looser, tell him shrinking appendages is common in males past forty-five. Count to three and wait til the secondary expression of horror dawns on his face.

[Alex]

Target everyone here. Cast feel old.

In 8 years' time, the '80s will have been 50 years ago.

[indianasmith]

You've never been properly roasted until you ask one of your students to do her best impersonation of you and she absolutely NAILS every single awkward idiosyncrasy you have!!  Still laughing and blushing a bit.  Well played, Lauren!

[Trevor]

You've never been properly roasted until you ask one of your students to do her best impersonation of you and she absolutely NAILS every single awkward idiosyncrasy you have!!  Still laughing and blushing a bit.  Well played, Lauren!

[Trevor]

This sounds very weird coming from me but I could really use an ice cold beer right about now: 1:30 pm here and it is

[Alex]

This sounds very weird coming from me but I could really use an ice cold beer right about now: 1:30 pm here and it is

If you really feel like you want one, then give yourself a treat and go enjoy one.

[LilCerberus]

This sounds very weird coming from me but I could really use an ice cold beer right about now: 1:30 pm here and it is

As sick as I've been lately, I keep craving a cigarette.....

[Trevor]

I hate insomnia 😔😔

[ER]

I hate insomnia 😔😔

As do I, sir, as do I. If it was just a matter of staying awake, you could use the time constructively, but it's more about being caught up in a tormenting condition of frustrating tiredness that limits you. It's not fun.

[Trevor]

I hate insomnia 😔😔

As do I, sir, as do I. If it was just a matter of staying awake, you could use the time constructively, but it's more about being caught up in a tormenting condition of frustrating tiredness that limits you. It's not fun.

Thanks: it's almost 12h30 am here and it's very quiet. Maybe some hot tea from Zimbabwe would help?

[Leah]

I really do like wearing eyeshadow.

[ER]

I really do like wearing eyeshadow.

Cool! I used to like to line guys' eyes to show them they looked good that way. Sometimes they'd let me make up their whole face. Seemed kinda naughty back then. 

[ER]

Bad friends are just like shadows, they're beside you in the bright times, but vanish when it gets dark.

[ER]

Is it possible to be both monogamous and slutty? Maybe I should make that into a poll question.

[Alex]

Is it possible to be both monogamous and slutty? Maybe I should make that into a poll question.

You have sex with one person a lot, or have sex with lots of people but only ever one at a time?