"One Human Soul, Slightly Used, Dark Around The Edges"

[ER]

Not mine! Hear me, Satan, NOT-MINE! Parody! Satire! Dumb prank! There is no soul for sale here! Besides, someone already owns mine.

Okay, though, anyone brave enough to offer your soul for sale right here in this space?

(Don't do it!)

Why do I suddenly  feel like I am a character in a Stephen King short story and my life began when i started typing this?

[Alex]

Hmm, I think for the right terms and conditions I could sell other peoples souls.

[ER]

Well, iIf I put a bad idea in anyone's mind, here is a how-to guide for getting out of trouble:


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[Alex]

So thats what the preacher did before he boarded Serenity!

[LilCerberus]

I have a hoarding problem.......


Point being,

I wonder what I'd do with it..........

[chefzombie]

nope, not interested. souls decay too fast, or they move on to better things, i ain't paying for one.

[RCMerchant]

You can't sell your soul. It belongs to Satan. Because-ya know- Original Sin. So you got to worship God all your life because someone else f**ked up. 

[pacman000]

I doubt that: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+16:26&version=ESV

"26 For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul? Or what shall a man give in return for his soul?"