A.J. Bauer Reviews - Nutcracker [not] in 3D!

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33:20 - Oh s**t! I know those guys! They're General Katana's men from Highlander II!

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34:30 - So wait... The Rat King is the son of the Rat Queen? Does that make him a prince? Or... URRRRGHHH! I don't even care.

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35:35 - Why do the rats look like Nazis?

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37:00 - BWHAAHAHAHAHAH!! Are you kidding?! David Bowie was more respectable than this guy!

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38:00 - Not as funny as Joker's pencil trick.

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38:30 - Oh god. Nevermind. David Bowie could sing.

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40:30 - A thousand year empire? Didn't the Nazis want that? Maybe I'm wrong.

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42:00 - Isn't that Kim Jong-Il's son?

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Note - The original Nutcracker play was made in 1892, long before WWII. Hell WWI didn't even happen yet. I really shouldn't be seeing clear Nazi parallels in this movie.

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45:00 - Rat King is afraid of sun -> Makes factory -> Shut down factory -> Defeat Rat King

Why did it take so damn long to figure out?

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49:30 - Stop. Don't sing. You can't sing.

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50:40 - What the hell? Did he just break the 4th wall? Why? What called for that?

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Technical note - The video is split into two files. Because of this the time stamps will be reset. I'm sorry for the inconvenience.

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1:40 - Great, the German stereotype in singing. Also, why is he singing now? It made sense with the kids but here it's just out of place.

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4:03 - STOP BREAKING THE 4TH WALL DAMMIT!