Wish Corruption Game

[RCMerchant]

Granted- ! But then those pickpockets would have pickpockets and those ones and etc, etc, so the world would consist of a giant circle jerk of pickpockets.

I wish they sold hot dogs at fast food joints.

[indianasmith]

Granted!
But they quit selling burgers and fries.

[indianasmith]

I wish that people would quit believing so many stupid conspiracy theories . . .

[ER]

Granted, but then the intelligence communities, which are behind a lot of the rumors as a smoke screen, would have to reinvent their playbooks.

I wish I had the chance to anonymously make it rain anywhere on command.

[RCMerchant]

Granted, but then the intelligence communities, which are behind a lot of the rumors as a smoke screen, would have to reinvent their playbooks.

I wish I had the chance to anonymously make it rain anywhere on command.

Granted! But then we would have to burn you at the stake for being a witch.

I wish I could raise chickens in town.

[ER]

Granted, but the chickens sneaked up one night and ate you.

I wish everyone in the world had nice-smelling breath.

[RCMerchant]

Granted! But their B.O. smells like a dead skunk.

I wish I could take a trip on a spaceship.

[pacman000]

GRANTED! But it's one way...

I wish COVID would finally end.

[Alex]

Granted, but it mutates into an even worse version.

I wish I had a nice, cold beer.

[pacman000]

Ok, I'm here! Hovering over your Head! Holding an open can of Beer! Guess what comes next? 

I wish for peace...

[ER]

Granted! However, technological development is greatly slowed without war to fuel it.

I wish for x-ray glasses.

[Alex]

Granted but you irradiate everyone you look at.

I wish the next person to post on this thread a happy life.

[Rev. Powell]

Granted. Unfortunately, my happiness comes from seeing you suffer.

I wish I could travel to space before I die.

[indianasmith]

Granted!  But you will travel without oxygen or space suit as a meteor impact flings you off the planet!

I wish I had a million buck in my bank account right now.

[RCMerchant]

Granted! But being there is no such thing as a "million buck", it's worthless.
I wish I would never get ill.