BADMOVIES "CHANGE THE SONG LYRICS GAME"

[The Burgomaster]

Take the lyrics from a (preferably well-known) song and cxhange them to add a "bad movie" (or, if you must, a "good movie" twist).  Here is my first attempt at TOMORROW (from "Annie").

The sun'll come out
Vic Morrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That Vic Morrow
Cannot run!

Just thinkin' about
Vic Morrow
Clears away the cobwebs,
And the sorrow
'Til there's none!

When I'm stuck a day
That's gray,
And lonely,
I just stick out my chin
And Grin,
And Say,
Oh!

The sun'll come out
Vic Morrow
Just keep your head on
'Til tomorrow
Smile and laugh
Vic Morrow, Vic Morrow!
I love ya Vic Morrow!
A chopper
Cut you
In half!

[alandhopewell]

     No bad movie twist, but here's my take on  "Annie's Song", by John Denver....

  You fill up my nostrils
   Like a fart in a spacesuit
    Like a turd on a heater
   Like a skunk in a tent
  Like a corpse in a closet
    Like a bag of old gymsocks....
   You fill up my nostrils
    My nose-hairs are gone.

[retrorussell]

Super Hooper (Mr. Hooper from Sesame Street):
There's a man
Do you see
And he lives, on Sesame Street
Didn't you know
All things in his shop must go

There's a shop
Do you see
And it looks like every shop on the street
You will discover
Big Bird, Kermit and Grover

He's a Super Hooper
Really Super Hooper
A wonder shop a-one like you never saw
He's a Super Hooper
Really Super Hooper..