Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[Doggett]

It's a fun game where you ask a film question and the next person has to give a stpid answer then he/she gets to ask a question. And so on and so forth...

eg. Q: Why does Robocop where blue and black ?

    A: He thought all the other colours made him look too gay.

Then the person who answered asks a question, got it ?
Good.
I'll start.


Why was the Triceratops sick in Jurassic Park ?

[Javakoala]

He realized he would have made more money doing one of the Land Before Time sequels.


Does Batman wear a cup?

[Doggett]

Yes, and it's too tight. That's why he has such a stupid voice in TDK.



Why did Peter Parker feel the need to dance in Spider man 3

[the ghoul]

He had to pee really bad.

Why did Hannibal Lechter get diarrhea?

[Raffine]

Because Dr. Chilton didn't agree with him.

What was the real reason Clint Eastwood was so angry in GRAN TORINO?

[JJ80]

His poncho had been ruined by the dry cleaners.

Are Wookees supposed to get fleas?

[Nukie 2]

Only if they don't wear flea collars.

Why did Frankenstein have fins on his car in Deathrace 2000?

[Javakoala]

Fins get chicks, man.

What is the deal with The Hulk ripping out of everything but the funny purple pants?

[JJ80]

Their molecular structure reacts to the after effects of gamma radiation differently from the rest of his clothes.

Can Metalunan Mutants understand the basic concepts of algebra?

[Kester Pelagius]

Only on Saturdays between 2 and 4 PM when the sun is shining.

What's the deal with Dean Stockwell constantly pressing the side of his palm against the side of his head in DUNWICH HORROR?

[JJ80]

He wanted to 'Quantum Leap' off the set after viewing the first batch of 'Rushes'.

Do ninjas have higher insurance premiums than the rest of the population?

[Javakoala]

Actually, they are lower because they can never be found to receive payment on their claims.

How did Superman react to having to wear tights?

[JJ80]

Surprisingly well, it appealed to his more theatrical tendencies.

Are there any official background checks on those seeking to purchase large quantities of piranha fish?

[Rev. Powell]

Yes, but they only check the International Mad Science Registry, and the only name in the database is Lex Luthor.

How did BARBARELLA get a PG rating?

[Doc Daneeka]

Because parents need their non-sexually/socially mature children to guide them innocently through such a film

Is it safe?