Creepy Celebrities

dean · April 22, 2009, 09:32:30 PM

By george it's Boy George!

Raffine · April 23, 2009, 10:24:54 AM

Several years ago I had the honor of shaking hands with LaToya Jackson.

She's got tiny gray mummy hands!

I was afraid her dry, lifeless paw was gonna snap off right in my hand.

Hammock Rider · April 24, 2009, 01:33:27 PM

I used to think Nicole Kidman was a sexy, vibrant rehead back in the day

, but then she got really famous and had something done and now she looks like she's got a thin polymer coating or shelac of some kind.

I imagine her eventually looking like Katherine Helmond in Brazil

ghouck · April 26, 2009, 11:21:48 PM

Quote from: Paquita on April 22, 2009, 08:29:42 PM

His nipples look like zits that are about to pop. It's not so much the eyebrows and the hair, but his skin looks unnatural, like it's a latex bodysuit.

You made me look at CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES, , I mean CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES. You deserve some kind of torture for that, seriously. Something on the cheese grater and lemon juice scale, or maybe a slip-n-slide made of broken glass and rock salt. CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES. . . Geez, the picture was bad enough, but nooo, you have to direct attention to, , , F*** I can't say it again . ..

Paquita · April 27, 2009, 12:02:08 AM

Quote from: ghouck on April 26, 2009, 11:21:48 PM
Quote from: Paquita on April 22, 2009, 08:29:42 PM

His nipples look like zits that are about to pop. It's not so much the eyebrows and the hair, but his skin looks unnatural, like it's a latex bodysuit.

You made me look at CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES, , I mean CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES. You deserve some kind of torture for that, seriously. Something on the cheese grater and lemon juice scale, or maybe a slip-n-slide made of broken glass and rock salt. CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES. . . Geez, the picture was bad enough, but nooo, you have to direct attention to, , , F*** I can't say it again . ..

How could you miss them? I think you need to look again.. look, no areola! They beg to be studied.

ghouck · April 27, 2009, 12:48:43 PM

The inside of you skull begs to be studied. .

bladerunnerblues · June 18, 2009, 01:36:30 AM

I think Carrot Top and Bret Michaels eerily look similar.

Doggett · June 19, 2009, 08:56:45 AM

Quote from: Paquita on April 27, 2009, 12:02:08 AM
Quote from: ghouck on April 26, 2009, 11:21:48 PM
Quote from: Paquita on April 22, 2009, 08:29:42 PM

His nipples look like zits that are about to pop. It's not so much the eyebrows and the hair, but his skin looks unnatural, like it's a latex bodysuit.

You made me look at CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES, , I mean CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES. You deserve some kind of torture for that, seriously. Something on the cheese grater and lemon juice scale, or maybe a slip-n-slide made of broken glass and rock salt. CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES. . . Geez, the picture was bad enough, but nooo, you have to direct attention to, , , F*** I can't say it again . ..
How could you miss them? I think you need to look again.. look, no areola! They beg to be studied.

Go study, paquita !

...

zit nipples...that's why I love this place, there's always something to disturb me...

Hammock Rider · June 19, 2009, 12:38:42 PM

Joan and Melissa Rivers are so fake looking they completely creep m eout. They barely look human anymore. They look more like female versions of Beta Ray Bill.

Melissa & Joan

Beta Ray Bill

sideorderofninjas · June 19, 2009, 10:18:57 PM

Poor Beta Ray Bill had to be compared to Joan Rivers.