Top 100 Funny Signs

[Derf]

     

Well, I thought it was kinda funny. And probably pretty greasy, too.

[Psycho Circus]

[Allhallowsday]

[Psycho Circus]

[Rev. Powell]

[Psycho Circus]

[Allhallowsday]

[Psycho Circus]

[BTM]

[Rev. Powell]

Funny thing is, this sign must have worked for the first guy who tried it, because it spread through the panhandling community.

[Mr. DS]

Funny thing is, this sign must have worked for the first guy who tried it, because it spread through the panhandling community.

I generally don't give to panhandlers but this guy would have gotten something.   

[ghouck]

On the subject of panhandlers, I was in Anchorage once with my kid and a carload of his friends, when we stopped at an intersection where there was a panhandler. He was holding a sign that simply said "Need Food". One of the more smart-@$$ed kids in the group rolled down the window and said "Nope, I sure don't, we just came from Denny's up the road and we ate a TON. I mean, they give you SO much food, I bet we had to throw half of it away. Big stacks of pancakes and waffles, and these HUGE chunks of ham with eggs on top of it. You know they have 6 different kinds of syrup, and the SAUSAGE blah blah blah. . .. "

OK, so the kid has a sense of humor, , but it's sad that the joke had to be at another human being's expense.

[BTM]

OK, so the kid has a sense of humor, , but it's sad that the joke had to be at another human being's expense.

Weell.. I have to go with Houdini on this one when he said, "I do not hesitate to say that in ninety causes out of a hundred, the man who asks for alms on the street corner is a cheat and a fraud.  If the public would take my advice and absolutely refrain from giving to beggars, this nuisance might soon be done away with.  If the beggar no longer found his calling profitable, he would soon go to work or find some other activity." (The Right Way To Do Wrong). 

Now, I'm not endorsing mocking people, mind you, but still...

Course, all that being said, I've been know to give a few extra dollars to people on the street who've asked, because I'm easy to manipulate. 

[Allhallowsday]

[dean]

There's one of these in Chinatown in the City, right next door to an Indian Restaraunt called "Gaylords".  Both have great food incidentally...