THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM BAD MOVIES.

[snowman]

From watching bad movies I know that rural men living in the American South-east (Georgia, Arkansas, etc) are a bunch of gap-toothed, red-necked hicks who wear bib-coveralls and the women a bunch dim blonde's wearing cut-off jeans. And they all drive pick-up trucks with a full gun rack in the back window.

[Criswell]

From watching bad movies I know that rural men living in the American South-east (Georgia, Arkansas, etc) are a bunch of gap-toothed, red-necked hicks who wear bib-coveralls and the women a bunch dim blonde's wearing cut-off jeans. And they all drive pick-up trucks with a full gun rack in the back window.

There is some truth to that. Trust me.

[LilCerberus]

From The Beast Within;

There's a reason they don't teach fishtailing in Driver's Ed.

[Leah]

From Xanadu-
There are just some movies that makes me bleach my eyeballs and set a firework right next to my ears.

[LilCerberus]

Timestalkers (TV)

It's medically possible to find a bandanna that looks a little bit gayer than Ace Hunter's.

[100Nights]

Quite a few movies:
Robots are just bad news.

[LilCerberus]

From "Happy Birthday To Me"

Trashing your car is totally worth a $20 bet.

[Kaseykockroach]

Every day should be Garbage Day.
Flying piranhas are serious business.

[Olivia Bauer]

You can find Coca-Cola underground on the moon.
-Mac and Me

[LilCerberus]

From just about every martial arts movie ever made:

Anybody with a hammer & hibachi can stamp out a five body katana in just a few hours.

[WildHoosier09]

From "Mindwarp"
The answer to having a problem with a dwindling population is to chuck people into a human sized juicer and drink their blood at whim.

From "The Descent"
It's unwise to rely on 100 year old climbing equipment left in the wall.

[Trevor]

From almost any B movie:

What you see on the cover you may possibly not see in the film. 

[venomx]

"Wolfman's Got Nards". The Monster Squad (1987)

Garlic doesn't always work on vampires. But 'holy water and garlic mix' does. The Lost Boys (1987)

If aliens ever invade Earth We're in deep, DEEP $h!t! (Most aliens vs Earth movies)

[diamondwaspvenom]

Things I've learned from most bad movies I've seen:

Sock puppets CAN kill.

Toxic waste can either change your life for better or worse.

When the old man tells you not to go somewhere, LISTEN TO HIM.

If you're in the dark and you hear a weird noise, it's never a good idea to investigate.

Never ever tell a monster to f**k off.

If one of your relatives has been acting strange lately, it's very possible that he/she is some kind of weird creature in disguise.

Most of all: the movie itself is often never as awesome as the cover suggests.

[Kaseykockroach]

Shooting someone in the nose causes them to explode. I'm surprised Jimmy Durante didn't go out this way. *cue rimshot*
-Killer Klowns