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Started by zombie no.one, April 03, 2007, 10:56:54 PM

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lester1/2jr

Chewbacca Vs Dracula
The Last Taco Unicorn

claws

Werewolf of Studio 54
Fakkkinated (anti-vaxxer propaganda film)

zelmo73

The Road to Tosche Station

A coming of age story, 3 years before the events that took place in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope about Luke Skywalker and his friends, Janek "Tank" Sunber, Laze "Fixer" Loneozner, Biggs Darklighter, and Laze's girlfriend Camie. The teens suffer trials and tribulations common with young teenaged angst and sophomoric shenanigans. Luke has a secret affair with Camie behind Laze's back. Biggs finds out and his loyalty is torn between his two friends, and his morality is challenged one day on the road to Tosche Station outside of Anchorhead when they all travel together to pick up some power converters. The friends all discover the deeper meanings behind their friendship and their love for each other endures, though in the end, they never actually make it to Tosche Station that day.
First rule is, 'The laws of Germany'
Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
Fourth rule is, 'Eat kosher salamis'
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything!"

Rev. Powell

TOGA PARTY AT MOON U

ADVENTURES OF THE NARCOLEPTIC NINJA
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

bob

Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

pacman000

Radiation Everywhere: There's No Escape

lester1/2jr


pacman000

It Came From the S-Trap...

Alex

My Killer Hangbag: The Fashion Accessory That Eats!
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Dr. Whom

"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

Dr. Whom

And another one from pulp magazines

Hitler's Baboon Tortures in Mabuti
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

kornula

Dial M for Misgender

(I stole this from kiwifarms)

lester1/2jr


zombie no.one

Cursed Magical Woman Of The Beach (a.k.a Sand Witch)

Rev. Powell

INTERNET TROLL-HUNTER
MILF WITH A SHOTGUN
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...