Body Melt

[vidman00@aol.com]

I gotta tell ya - I was impressed w/ Body Melt! I thought the production quality was very good and the acting was adequate. The special effects were fairly top notch, though there could have been more gore!. And, by golly...I thought that inbred Amazon woman was pretty hot! Either I`m easy to please or I`ve got to get out more!

[celtsox@aol]

      This movie was full of people related to Jeff Foxworthy, more rednecks than in my town. I need this movie!

[A very dissapointed man]

I read the review of Body Melt right here at Bad Movies, so I rushed out to find a copy.  Being in the UK (and having to put up with deleted films left right and centre)I located one and spent quite a lot of dosh on it.  Nevertheles, I put it on, surrounded by a few mates, telling them it's supposed to be really gory ... and ...?
WHAT A PILE OF s**t!  I couldn't believe my eyes - NOTHING happens for the first 80 mins, and just as it starts picking up - it ends!  Oh my God!  Okay, I'll let you off - the effects were s**te, so was the acting, and Harold Bishop from NEIGHBOURS says 'f**k!'.  Worth seeing ONLY for that.  However, you do only look at bad movies, and by my standards Body melt was Bad bad BADDDD!    

[dannii@as-if.com]

Ah, yes. Nobody makes crap horror movies like Australians (anyone seen Houseboat Horror?). Probably the most frightening part of this film is that most of the cast should have known better. A number of them either are themselves, have since become, or are related to fairly well respected actors. Surprisingly, Lisa McCune (Mrs Rand) has this film on her bio to this day, despite the fact that she has some REALLY big things on there otherwise, including a couple of Gold Logies (Ooooh! Aaaah!) for an ongoing role in an Australian drama series.
I really think, though, that I could have vomited a better treatment for this film.
It's worth noting the prominence of one name in the opening credits. Screenwriter, producer, music editor.....

[gumby]

This was worth it for the moment when that little s**t from "Neighbours" went SPLAT on the half-pipe when skateboarding. Lost opportunity, too.I wanted to see a Daddo die horribly and nastily on screen.

[FargoU]

I liked the movie.  Its not about horror with this movie.  This movie has a deeper purpose. It describes the effects of taking spa drugs.

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[D.A.F]

I'm glad that i didn't eat anything before watching this movie....It's so GOD DAMM GROSS! whoever directed this movie must have had alot of special effects stuff left over! btw....great review on the movie

[Nightflyer]

I'm Australian and I was imbarrased by this movie, I thought it was the worst peice of garbage I have ever seen, and I was shocked it got picked up for release on video.

[Curt]

This movie is perhaps thefunniest ive seen. Harold Bishop swearing was worth watching alone. The weird inbred family had me in stiches, and what was with that really big bloke and his very high pitched voice? Shear brilliant and undoubtedly ORIGINAL!!

[sarah and angela]

WE THOUGHT BODYMELT WAS BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who could want more harold bsihop as a freaky scientist, cannibal inbreds and that freaky woman that watches porn. Toby had a great part it was just a shame he couldn't have died sooner... and the placenta pure genius!!!!!the thing i find amazing is that alot of thses celebs still have careers. Anyone that appreciates bodymelt as much as us should contact us. (angela) "i have a copy on video and i watch it regularly, i aso have devoted my life to the genius that is bodymelt"
(sarah)"i have pictures of the inbreds on my wall and i kiss them every morning. bodymelt is my life and it is my ambition to meet harold bishop. thankyou and goodbye"
sarah and i are going on a pilgrimage to ramsey street are you with us????????????e-mail us your support and we will reward you with bodymelt merchandise.
Thank you you have been an attentive audience goodnight.
P.S this site kicks ass

[tommo]

This movie was crap.

I'm a full blooded Australian, but this movie still sux.  Nothing happened.  Thats all.

And btw, who reckons that they should make 'the weakest link : The movie'?  It would be a pretty good b movie if it's like the australian version.

[Fiona]

This film is one of the best horror movies I have ever seen. I'm a tacky horror movie fanatic and this film beats them all. Well maybe not evil dead or brain dead but it comes close. I really want a copy so if anyone knows where to get one TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bren and Glenn]

We think Bodymelt is an absolute gem, if only for the scene where Harold gets stroppy and starts shooting at the car. Absolute quality!

[Megan~]

The first time I saw Body Melt, we brought it to a friend's house when he was recovering from an "accident", you know, as a "let's cheer our buddy up" sort of deal. I have to say this was the absolute best idea anyone could have had! Full recovery! Everything about Body Melt is breathtaking!! I'm a huge fan of palcenta and that scene just blew my mind...I don't think I'll ever be the same again, but in a good way! Thank you Body Melt.

[Wiz0r]

"I'm glad I watched this movie stoned, otherwise I would have broken it in half and deficated on it."

Best parts were that fag slipping on his snot and bashing his head and the doctor screaming "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNN!!" and then driving off at 90mph for absolutely no reason at all.