RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie Thread!)

[LilCerberus]

Tonight's Stinker
Hawk the Slayer (1980)
https://youtu.be/p159MJQ0vCo?si=TpuusuiFal4A5jHj
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/hawkslayer/

Sword & sorcery flick.... Lots of smoke & techno music...
Young prince must avenge his wife & father, rescue a nun & put some slavers out of business...

[JaredSyn]

Tonight's Stinker
Hawk the Slayer (1980)
https://youtu.be/p159MJQ0vCo?si=TpuusuiFal4A5jHj
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/hawkslayer/

Sword & sorcery flick.... Lots of smoke & techno music...
Young prince must avenge his wife & father, rescue a nun & put some slavers out of business...

A real amateur treasure with the some well known actors in it.  John Terry plays Hawk like a block of wood 

[LilCerberus]

Tonight's Stinker
Iron Warrior (1987)
https://youtu.be/c6X2Sfql4o8?si=Gjq3VPGCQHPW_On5

A strangely emasculate looking Miles O'Keeffe in a third reboot of the Ator mythos...
As children, a wicked witch kidnaps Ator's brother.... Eighteen years later, he spends his days posing in the mirror with his sword, the witch returns & crashes a princesses birthday....
Ator must escort the princess to safety & deal with the wicked witch & get in lots of sword fights...

Good cinematography at times, Malta makes for a good backdrop, Some surrealism, and riffable moments....
The witch likes to mess with people's heads, so the story gets confusing at times, especially at the end...

[lester1/2jr]

The Whispering Man - I haven't gotten to the end, but I refuse to watch the last 20 minutes. Every found footage  cliche in the book. The all Hungarian cast attempt to do the thing with their broken English. In the beginning I was skeptical, and my skepticism grew and grew. If I found this footage I would put it back where I found it.

1/5