The Blob (1988)

[Andrew]

It eats cheerleaders,
chases boys through the sewer,
but came from a sneeze.

[Flangepart]

The blob is oh so hungry.
folks die embarrassed.
killed by a  big booger.

[TheDope]

Day-glo gelatin
digests a whole bunch of hicks.
"Thanks", U.S. gov'mint.

[AndyC]

After three decades
The remake was pretty good
Liked McQueen better

[William Weird]

Shawnee Smith, pre-Saw
Totally kicks slimy butt!
Preppy, gone crazy!

[Rev. Powell]

I thought I had posted this before.

It leaps and creeps and
Glides and slides across the floor
Until you freeze it.

[Svengoolie 3]

First, red bogeyman.
New one, American made.
How our fears have changed.