Invent a bad movie line

[bob]

"You're a deep bottom of a pond!"

[indianasmith]

"Now, with my immortal army of giant sea monkeys, I will conquer the world!!"

[ER]

"Please stop stopping."

[chainsaw midget]

"One thousand years ago, an evil samurai walked the land leaving nothing but death and sorrow in his wake.  That has nothing to do with my story.  I'm a bank teller."

[Leah]

Revenge of the Frozen Tater Tots

[lester1/2jr]

"We don't have time for this right now, we've got a meteor to deal with. Doc, any results on those coordinates?"

[zombie no.one]

Revenge of the Frozen Tater Tots

"Oh no they've got us cornered, and we only have this crème brûlée torch to defend ourselves with"