The Worst VHS Cover Artwork!

[Trevor]

Two thoughts. 

1)  That is the calmest least emotional rage I've ever seen. 

2)  Does anybody else think this make it look like Sheriff Chuck Norris is the Psychotic Killer?  I mean, I'd totally watch a movie about a psychotic killer Chuck Norris terrorizing a town.

I actually thought that Chuck Norris was the killer in this.

[M.10rda]

Chuck Norris' lack of acting ability has committed attempt homicide on many of the films in which he's starred.

He's not great in SILENT RAGE, either, but I revisited it a few years ago and it's a surprisingly well-directed film in spots... there's some excellent camera work and the entire opening sequence is really creepy and effective. Almost feels like a standalone horror-thriller into which Chuck Norris was abruptly retrofitted.

[chainsaw midget]

Cover art by that guy that paints murals on the sides of vans

[chainsaw midget]

[Trevor]

Cover art by that guy that paints murals on the sides of vans

😳😂🤣😀😄😆 I like it.

[M.10rda]

Hilarious.

"Hey, isn't this that new hit film where Bill Paxton plays a 10-year old boy left alone at home during Christmas?"

"No no, you see? It says right there on the cover - he's not home alone."

"Oh - phew! Thank you, Ethical Advertising!"

[chainsaw midget]

Platoon, JFK, Natural Born Killers, Born on the Fourth of July, Wall Street, you're probabaly thinking "man, that guy sure has made some high class movies.  I wonder what else he's done."


Well...

[Trevor]

Platoon, JFK, Natural Born Killers, Born on the Fourth of July, Wall Street, you're probabaly thinking "man, that guy sure has made some high class movies.  I wonder what else he's done."


Well...

Oy 😳😂😊🤣😅😄😄🐢

[chainsaw midget]

I don't think I WANT a sexual adventure about a boy and his dog!   

[Trevor]

I don't think I WANT a sexual adventure about a boy and his dog!   

Strange that the video distributors don't even know that A Boy and his Dog is a post apocalyptic horror drama 😳😅😆

[LordGraal]

Mysterious Planet (1982) - I remember buying this at a market in the 80's.  It's an amateur film but props for having stop motion in it. 

[pacman000]

Judging by the number of typos on that cover, I can become a copywriter.

[Trevor]

Judging by the number of typos on that cover, I can become a copywriter.

😀😆😃😃☺️