Man Found a Sex Scarecrow Filled With Chinese Food in Roommate’s Bed

[lester1/2jr]

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/subletter_finds_out_his_roomma.html

"Man Found a Sex Scarecrow Filled With Chinese Food in Roommate's Bed"

"During a heavy rainstorm, however, Doug went into Jack's room to close the window. Once inside, Doug found stacks of half-eaten Chinese-food containers. Next Doug found a boot filled with Chinese food (Refinery 29 has the photographic evidence). Then he saw a human-shaped object beneath the twin bed...."

[indianasmith]

Holy cow!  There are times when no snide comment can possibly do justice to the situation . . .

[Jack]

That a-hole promised me he wouldn't tell anybody 

[Raffine]

Was the scarecrow's name Hung Chow?

[Allhallowsday]

Was the scarecrow's name Hung Chow?

No, it was Long Duck Dong! 

[retrorussell]

The scarecrow must be full of Cream of Sum Yung Gai.

[Criswell]

That must of been a scary situation for him!

[Rev. Powell]

You should never fill your scarecrow with Chinese food.  You'll just be horny again an hour later.

[SPazzo]

I guess this scarecrow definitely got brain...

[Trevor]

That a-hole promised me he wouldn't tell anybody 

[lester1/2jr]

I think about this from time to time. Thats the sign of GREAT story it has staying power

unfortunately the original story from something called refinery 29 or something is gonw