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Man Found a Sex Scarecrow Filled With Chinese Food in Roommate’s Bed

Started by lester1/2jr, March 18, 2011, 10:44:38 AM

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lester1/2jr

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/subletter_finds_out_his_roomma.html

"Man Found a Sex Scarecrow Filled With Chinese Food in Roommate's Bed"

"During a heavy rainstorm, however, Doug went into Jack's room to close the window. Once inside, Doug found stacks of half-eaten Chinese-food containers. Next Doug found a boot filled with Chinese food (Refinery 29 has the photographic evidence). Then he saw a human-shaped object beneath the twin bed...."


indianasmith

Holy cow!  There are times when no snide comment can possibly do justice to the situation . . . :buggedout:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Jack

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Raffine

If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Allhallowsday

If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

retrorussell

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Criswell


Rev. Powell

You should never fill your scarecrow with Chinese food.  You'll just be horny again an hour later.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

SPazzo


Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

lester1/2jr

I think about this from time to time. Thats the sign of GREAT story it has staying power

unfortunately the original story from something called refinery 29 or something is gonw