I've been hearing vague mentions of some cheese crime so I decided to actually look up what everyone was talking about.
https://www.npr.org/2024/10/28/nx-s1-5168356/cheddar-cheese-stolen-neals-yard-dairy?utm_source=pocket-newtab-en-gb
Not something I'd have considered as a stealable thing.
as crimes go, it wouldn't surprise me if that incurd a wheyty sentence
That story is like Swiss 🧀, full of holes 😉