Can you think of three words that are better than "I love you"?
He's dead, Jim.
Comes with fries.
New episodes now.
Winning lottery ticket.
I've been slimed.
Chance of rain.
Tax refund check.
No more Seinfeld.
It's a girl.
It's a boy.
I'm not pregnant.
Have some chocolate.
Good idea, boss!
Start talking, El.
She stayed sober.
Uncle Jerk died.
Happily ever after.
It's your birthday.
Cookies 'n cream.
Merry Christmas, Mommy.
Prom queen's fat.
Your manuscript sold.
I do, darling.
Crunchy candy shell.
Home sweet home.
Game. Set. Match.
Here's your beer.
steak and cheese
Your Royalties tripled!
What an orgasm!
This always makes me think of this SMBC Comic:
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WTF
Hold my beer.
Death by Snu-snu/ Orgasmed to death
Osama is dead!
hot chocolate sundae
We have cookies!
First one's free!
No credit needed!
You're a winner!
Celia's being deported.
Free Wi-Fi Inside!
Ice Cream Time!
You lost weight!
Have some money!
Free pizza night!
Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism Is cured!