A website to the detriment of good film. For people who love b-movies. http://www.badmovies.org/ Thu, 1 Jan 2009 23:30:00 EST B-Movie Review Time-traveling cyborgs use dinosaurs to hunt a flannel-wearing kickboxer who only speaks "Bible.". http://www.badmovies.org/movies/futurewar/ Thu, 1 Jan 2009 23:30:00 EST Joining up with the Time Warp roundtable, we feature this film about a barbarian who jumps to modern LA to find his wife's killer. http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/timebarbarians.html Thu, 1 Jan 2009 11:30:00 EST Anubis heads into the dark void of space where only the crappiest movies can survive as Dracula joins Pinhead, Jason Voorhees, the Leprechaun and others in the cosmic bad movie menagerie. http://www.tombofanubis.com/Reviews/A/Dracula3000.html Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:00:00 EST An escaped alien energy being has travelled in time to erase those who will imprison him. Tenchi has to travel back in time with a gaggle of alien chicks to protect Tenchi's mom. http://www.sideorderofninjas.com/reviews/tenchi.html Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:20:00 EST Ragnarok finishes out his year with a review for a real dog of a flick... hold your tomatoes, because that was his joke, not ours! Anyway, pouting role-players fight for their lives against Paul Naschy and his bloodthirsty cyborg dog. http://www.tombofanubis.com/Reviews/R/Rottweiler.html Tue, 30 Dec 2008 23:45:00 EST B-Movie Review In the b-movie world, there are very few creations that hold a candle to the Creature from the Haunted Sea. A platypus is a work of art compared to that thing. http://www.badmovies.org/movies/chauntedsea/ Sat, 27 Dec 2008 14:00:00 EST Ralphie is a CIA operative who has been working the mean streets of New York for nearly 9 years. His latest assignment is as an undercover mobster within a powerful cartel family called the Parkers. http://www.dchighway.com/wordpress/2008/12/24/a-christmas-story-grindhouse-edition/ Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:12:46 EST Anubis goes to Hell and back with a little semi-holiday cheer when an atheist cop finds himself lonely after Judgment Day... with the exception of a crazy preacher and killer cyborg angels! http://www.tombofanubis.com/Reviews/A/DarkHeaven.html Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:45:00 EST B-Movie Review This "Rock & Roll Fable" is a fantasy filled with pounding music, dirty city streets, stark raving mad bikers, and the soul of a prince disguised as a bitter loner. http://www.badmovies.org/movies/streetsfire/ Sat, 20 Dec 2008 11:45:00 EST Larry Buchanan was a Texan, a husband, and a father - but whether or not he could be described as a "film maker" is still up for debate. http://www.wtf-film.com/ARTICLES/DECEMBER_2008/ZONTAR.shtml Fri, 19 Dec 2008 14:24:20 EST In case you have a unwanted leprechaun house guest may I suggest offering him some Clover Leaf Flaked Light Spicy Thai Chili Tuna Surprise? http://www.dchighway.com/wordpress/2008/12/17/leprechaun/ Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:30:00 EST A scientific expedition heads to the jungle to capture a legendary white ape but find they're going to be getting more than they realized. http://www.sideorderofninjas.com/reviews/whitepongo.html Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:00:00 EST Puberty is difficult on some guys. For Charles in this story, thanks to a meteor he was the first in his class to grow a beard. http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/teenmonster.html Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:30:00 EST Ragnarok takes a class in resurrecting the dead in a do-it-yourself horror parody about wacky hijinx, inept mobsters, and a zombie prostitute who punches off peoples' heads! http://www.tombofanubis.com/Reviews/R/ReanimatorAcademy.html Sun, 14 Dec 2008 19:00:00 EST B-Movie Review Updated review. Avatar, a good wizard who looks like a beard and a pair of feet wearing a magician's hat, must stop his evil brother from resurrecting the Nazis and conquering the elves. http://www.badmovies.org/movies/wizards/ Sat, 13 Dec 2008 14:45:00 EST B-Movie Review Guest review by Andrew Weaver and Jed Siple. A vegan villain uses animal control to threaten the whole world with rabbits, frogs, and vicious rainbow trout. The CIA is powerless to stop the attacks, so they call on super secret agent Bill Cosby to save the world. http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/leonard6/ Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:00:00 EST Ragnarok tussles with intentionally bad spelling, a woman who enjoys being smeared in someone else's blood a bit too much, and a military mutant super bacteria that threatens to consume the world! http://www.tombofanubis.com/Reviews/R/Organizm.html Mon, 08 Dec 2008 23:45:00 EST A beatnik bus boy goes from artist, to king for a day, to deranged psycho killer. That's quite an impressive resume. http://www.dchighway.com/wordpress/2008/12/07/a-bucket-of-blood/ Sun, 7 Dec 2008 00:12:46 EST B-Movie Review Kathy Ireland falls into a bottomless pit and discovers an underground city populated with rejects from other 1980s films. http://www.badmovies.org/movies/alienla/ Sat, 6 Dec 2008 21:00:00 EST