|KING KONG (1976)
|Copyright 1976 Dino De Laurentiis Company
| Reviewed by Kooshmeister
on 26 June 2007
- Dwan - Jessica Lange! Her name used to be "Dawn," but she changed it to Dwan for reasons never really gone into. Found adrift in a life raft.
- Jack Prescott - Jeff Bridges! Jack is a primate paleontologist, and a scruffy hippie-ish one at that. Pines for Dwan but finds intense competition from a giant ape.
- Fred Wilson - Charles Grodin! Abrasive, greedy, and outright stupid executive of the almighty Petrox Corporation. Squashed.
- Captain Ross - John Randolph! The wise old captain of the Petrox Explorer.
- First Mate Carnahan - Ed Lauter! Co-leads the rescue party with Jack. Does a fatal bellyflop off a log bridge and into a deep chasm.
- Roy Bagley - Rene Auberjonois! Roy is (apparently) a geologist and is the only person in the world Fred Wilson can be considered friends with.
- Joe Perko, Boan, Sunfish, Garcia, and Timmons - Some of the ship's crew. Most of them die.
- King Kong - Rick Baker! The real star of the movie, a giant gorilla with a real short temper. Machine-gunned by army helicopters, he swan-dives off the Twin Towers.
|The Petrox Corporation has learned that there may be oil fields on a newly-discovered island somewhere in the South Pacific, an island eternally wreathed in fog and concealed from view for hundreds of years. It was only found by accident, when a N.A.S.A. spy satellite went off course and photographed it by mistake (how's that for a coinky-dink?). Petrox executive Fred Wilson spearheads an expedition to the island to search for the oil, in order for Petrox to get ahead of its competitors in the current (at the time anyway) Oil Crisis. Unknown to anyone, though, primate paleontologist and Princeton professor Jack Prescott has stowed away aboard their ship, the Petrox Explorer, and he has very different reasons for wanting to visit the island, as he reveals when he makes his presence known during a speech Wilson is giving about the island to the ship's crew. It seems that Wilson's island may not be as undiscovered as he thinks, as Jack recounts a variety of prior discoveries of the island by various other countries throughout the years, all of which have been hushed up. He is aware, though, of a cryptic message written on the life boat of one of the ships that ran aground there: "From thy wedding to the beast who touches heaven, lady, God preserve thee."
As interesting as Jack's stories are, Wilson becomes very angry when he discovers he is a stowaway. Proving to be an extremely paranoid fellow, Wilson believes Jack is actually a spy from a rival oil company and orders him locked up in the brig. But while Jack is being forcibly escorted thus by a pair of sailors, he happens to glance and sees something on the horizon which turns out to be a life raft containing Dwan, a beautiful woman in an evening gown. She is unconscious, so the crew brings her aboard and put her in Captain Ross' cabin. Since no one else has any medical experience, Wilson lets Jack out of the clink and agrees to let him be a part of the expedition after all, if he'll try and help Dwan. He does, and when she comes to, she tells her story. Turns out she's an aspiring actress who was aboard a friend's yacht when a storm hit. As far as she knows, she's the sole survivor. The journey to the island continues, with Dwan and Jack becoming fast friends and starting to fall in love, etc., and then, finally, we arrive at the dang island and Jack, Dwan, and Wilson lead a landing party ashore. They quickly discover some pools of what might be oil, and meet the natives living on the island; the chief, wearing a gorilla costume, sees Dwan and tries to buy her from the Petrox party. When Wilson refuses, the natives attack the group, but are driven back by gunfire. The landing party retreats to the ship.
As in the original, the natives won't take no for an answer and that night they sneak out to the Petrox Explorer and kidnap Dwan, although one of them accidentally drops his bracelet. When Jack finds said jewelry on the deck of the ship and Dwan is nowhere to be seen, he quickly realizes what happened and alerts the others. A rescue operation is mounted. Meanwhile, Dwan, dressed in native ceremonial attire, is tied between two pillars on the other side of a gigantic wall that separates the native village from the rest of the island. This goes about the way you'd expect: King Kong, played here by special effects guru Rick Baker in suit (but a good one, no matter what anyone says), takes Dwan away. Jack takes First Mate Carnahan and some of the Petrox Explorer's crew and sets off into the jungle after Kong to try and save Dwan. Ironically, she may not actually need saving, as it turns out. Despite a rocky start where she keeps trying to run away, enraging Kong, she and Kong soon become fast friends and he even gives her a bath by holding her underneath a waterfall. Jack, Carnahan, and their party catch up to Kong at a gorge bridged by a huge fallen log. Kong rolls the log, sending Carnahan and the men to their deaths, but Jack survives and continues after Kong.
He's able to whisk Dwan away when Kong becomes preoccupied fighting with a giant python (which was originally supposed to appear earlier and attack Jack and Carnahan's party, but the scene got cut). Kong kills the snake and chases after the two lovebirds, determined to reclaim Dwan. But what none of them know, however, is that in the meantime, Wilson has been up to no good. You see, the "oil" seen earlier turned out to be no good, and, faced with the utter failure of the expedition, Wilson has hatched a maniacal scheme to capture Kong and use him as Petrox's mascot. So when Kong chases Dwan and Jack back to the village, they accidentally lead the big ape right into Wilson's trap and Kong is subdued by a buttload of chloroform. Following a tense and awkward return trip to the States, Kong is put on display at Shea Stadium in New York City, during which Dwan participates in a phony re-enactment of the native ritual from the island, and is "offered" to the chained Kong. Needless to say, Kong very shortly thereafter escapes, causing a panic. He kills Wilson by stomping on him, destroys an elevated train, and eventually recaptures Dwan. The army is called in, and they pursue Kong to the World Trade Center. Boxed in with nowhere else to go, Kong, Dwan in hand, climbs up one of the Twin Towers...
I'm one of this movie's few fans; I'll go ahead and say that. King Kong 1976 is a movie that I feel is often unjustly panned by people. I first saw the movie in the early 90s (I'm unsure precisely when) and I remember being initially disappointed that there were no dinosaurs, only a hokey giant python. However about two years ago I was inspired to revisit the film when I read online all the really awful things everyone says about it. I remembered being upset about no dinosaurs, but that was my only problem with the movie. Surely it couldn't be as bad as everyone said it was. Luckily the local video store had it for rent and I gave it another whirl as soon as I got home. I found it to be a little slow in parts with some hammy acting, but otherwise surprisingly not that bad. Since then, I've become a defender of the film whenever people start going off on it, and I have never, ever understood the sheer hatred people seem to have for it.
|Things I Learned From This Movie:|| |
- An island can remain undiscovered for hundreds of years, if properly hidden by perpetual fog.
- Excess carbon dioxide is caused by giant gorilla breath
- Horoscopes really work!
- Never shoot at a giant ape while standing on a log bridge over a bottomless chasm.
- Giant apes are naturally attracted to blonde human women.
- Anything certified by the New York City government is worthless.
- Chloroform gas clouds only affect giant apes.
- 46 mins - So, is Dwan drugged or what?
- 47 mins - Okay, Ape Mask Guy is really freaking me out...
- 53 mins - The big reveal, Kong does his thing.
- 69 mins - Boy, I hope for her sake his breath doesn't stink.
- 74 mins - White sailors die; token black sailor lives.
- 81 mins - Kong, you perv!
- 90 mins - So why isn't the chloroform knocking them all out?
- 104 mins - "Great was the fear and trembling?" Oy...
- 117 mins - Hey, it's John Agar!
| ||Audio clips in wav format||SOUNDS||Starving actors speak out|| |
||Captain: "You know, I've got to admit, for a New York desk guy, you've got a lot of guys." |
Fred: "Guts, hell! I sold this one to the board. If that island doesn't produce huge, I'll be wiping windshields."
||Fred: "Ah! God!" |
Jack: "You all right?"
Fred: "Just fell in a God damn hole."
Jack: "No you didn't."
Fred: "What do you mean I didn't? Look at me!"
Jack: "You're not in a hole. That's a footprint."
||Jack: "Listen, there is a girl out there who might be running for her life from some gigantic turned-on ape!"
||Radar Operator: "Radar update: monkey plotted 1800 yards West by Northwest, heading zero-eight-niner, velocity two two miles per hour. Estimated monkey time to your position: five minutes or less."
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|Jack is hiding out on a ledge as Kong rolls the rest of the rescue party off of the log. I hope that my last words are not, "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" (Does that count as more than one word?)
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|Re: King Kong (1976)
Reply #17. Posted on March 31, 2011, 08:09:52 AM by venomx
This is one of my favorite movies!
The music score was AWESOME, perfect fit!
Jeff Bridges was brilliant.
Jessica Lange was so hot!
King Kong was... well... Kong was... mechanical. But that's OK!
|Re: King Kong (1976)
WHEN YOU ARE 10 YEARS OLD EVERYTHING IS ENTERTAINING.THE SCENE WHERE KONG COMES OUT OF THE JUNGLE FOR THE FIRST TIME,WAS TERRIFYING ,...THANKS TO THE HELP OF JOHN BARRY'S SCORE.COMPARED TO THE ORIGINAL WHICH WAS CLASSIC,..TO AUDIENCES OF THE DAY.I ASSUME THIS VERSION WORKED FOR THE YOUNGER AUDIENCE.SURE WE CAN CRITIQUE IT 40 YEARS LATER FOR THE MISTAKES WE MISSED,...BUT IT WORKED FOR THE TIME.THE ONE SCENE THAT GOT ME WHEN I WAS OLDER ,..WAS THE SCENE WHERE KONG IS IN THE ARENA ,AND HE BREAKS THE LOCKS,...THEN THEY GO TO A LONG VIEW OF HIM DROPPING THE CHAINS.IT BECAME CHEESY AT THAT POINT.HE WAS VERY ROBOTIC LOOKING FOR THAT BRIEF COUPLE OF SECONDS.HOWEVER,...BEFORE THAT EVERYTHING WAS GOOD.THERE ARE A LOT OF FUNNY ONE LINERS.KING KONG LIVES WAS A BOMB,..AND PETER JACKSON'S VERSION WAS A EFFECT WONDER ,..KONG WAS MORE GORILLA LIKE.KING KONG 1976 HOW EVER YOU SLICE IT WAS A JOY TO WATCH,..AND WAS A BIG PART MY CHILDHOOD AND MILLIONS OF OTHERS.KING KONG TRULY LIVES.....
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